Collidge Oar Jale!! Yore Choyce!!

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That guy Kernel Sanders he “has” reely got A Grate Ideer!! Free Collidge for evry boddy perssin in the Untied States!!!!!!

He undrastands that This it “is” the ownly whay to fixx Amaricka!!!! YIU HAS GOT “TO” put Evry Singal Perssin Into COLLIDGE and iff thay woont “go” than yiu has got to “put themb” IN JALE!!!!! So afftir wee herd his Speach we hadded a Stodent Soviet meting and wee voted for Unaversle Free Collidge Be Compolsary ((that meens yiu Has “got” to go weather yiu Like It or knot!)) and aslo YIU CANT DO NOTHING ELSSE till afftir yiu “get” yore Deegree and aslo gradurate!!!

And thean somb Racist he sayed Whel “watt abuot whoo is goingto Do alll The “whirk” wile evry boddy thay Are alll In Collidge??”” Man watt a stopid and Hate Full dum and stopid thing to say!!! Like evry boddy knose Whirk It Blows! and it is jist a whay of Keeping The Peple Down!!!! So wee hadded to beet him Up “and” putt him “in” Sensortivvaty Traning!! Yiu doont has to whirk if yiu Are a Interllectural!!!!!!!!!!

And if evry boddy In The Contry thay “are” Alll Interllecturals then we Can has Pressadint O-Bomba back and aslo Hillery she can be Pressadint tooo and evry thing that is Rong it whil be fixxed and Thare “woont” be no moar Prombles!!! becose us Interllecturals we are Smart and evry Thing we doo it is smart!! and aslo wee wil putt alll Wite Peple in Jale tooo! Becose all the Prombles are thare fawlt!!!!

Jist thinck Of it!! Abstolotly Evry Singal Perssin in Amairika In Collidge!! Full Time!!! All studdyin for Deegrees “in” Gender Studies and Superhero Studes and aslo in Nothing Studies like Me!!!! I dont “know” wye we dint think “Of” this a thowsind yeers A’go!!!

 

6 comments on “Collidge Oar Jale!! Yore Choyce!!

  1. Wow, Lee, where did you get this authorized transcript from the Democrat “debates”? 🙂

  2. I received a video recently of a speech by Bernie Sanders advocating America should become like Denmark, but after each statement he made a response was made by David J. Harris, Jr. who is a leading economist in Denmark. Harris showed how Denmark’s system had run into major problems with an over-extended welfare state and is reverting back to America’s way of private enterprise and free markets.

    1. Meanwhile the Danes do take pains to point out that they’re not socialists anymore and please stop calling them that.

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