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Artafishiul Intelerginse! It Is The Waive Of The Futre!! REPRINT

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From April 13, 2018

I amb hear to tel yiu ordinary Dum peeple “abote” Artafishiul Intelerginse that meens Roebots! Thare is a guy he “Is” in Jappan he sais he is “Going” To has roebots and Cumputers run his hole Town and thare wont be No Moar stopid peeple “Trying To” do it!!

Hear at Collidge wee “are” wirking on Roebots thay wil do Evry Thing and us Interllecturals al we Wil has to do fromb now On is studdy moar Gender Studies and rite Cow Boy potery and play whith Play Doe!!! Exept our Prefessers thay dont Whant Roebots “to” do thare prefessering Becose then thay wuldnt has no jobbs!!

Wel the Thing abote Roebots “is” thay al gots Cumputers in thare branes so thay Are alyawys Smart and thay cant nevver make No misteaks!!! Becose Artafishiul Intelerginse it is Better “then” Reel Intelerginse in fact’d Thay are a Lot like “Mr. Spoque in” Star Treck and if Artafishiul Intelerginse it was Voting insted of stopid dum peple Hillery she wuld Be our Pressadint!!!

My prefesser he sayes Artafishiul Intellerginse it shuld jist “do” Evry Thing becose Work Blows! and no boddy thay shuld nevver has to Work no moar exept al them dum and stopid christins and oncet we got Artifishiul Intelerginsse Up and Runing then we Can “get rid” of Boarders and give Anmesty to al the Undoctaminted Immergrints in the whorld!!!! and aslo Free Stuff to Evry Boddy exept wite hetrosexial Mails!!

This hear It “is The” Waive Of The Futre!

‘Happy Dependence Day!’ (2018)

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I admit that with this satire, I sailed pretty close to the wind. I didn’t really mean to, at the time. Just three years ago–it seemed so far out, then. But not to everybody.

Happy Dependence Day!

Leftids are wiping out our civilization, inch by inch, day by day. But that’s okay–their plans to replace it with Utopia can’t possibly fail. Just as soon as they finish shooting people…

Collidge Oar Jale!! Yore Choyce!!

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That guy Kernel Sanders he “has” reely got A Grate Ideer!! Free Collidge for evry boddy perssin in the Untied States!!!!!!

He undrastands that This it “is” the ownly whay to fixx Amaricka!!!! YIU HAS GOT “TO” put Evry Singal Perssin Into COLLIDGE and iff thay woont “go” than yiu has got to “put themb” IN JALE!!!!! So afftir wee herd his Speach we hadded a Stodent Soviet meting and wee voted for Unaversle Free Collidge Be Compolsary ((that meens yiu Has “got” to go weather yiu Like It or knot!)) and aslo YIU CANT DO NOTHING ELSSE till afftir yiu “get” yore Deegree and aslo gradurate!!!

And thean somb Racist he sayed Whel “watt abuot whoo is goingto Do alll The “whirk” wile evry boddy thay Are alll In Collidge??”” Man watt a stopid and Hate Full dum and stopid thing to say!!! Like evry boddy knose Whirk It Blows! and it is jist a whay of Keeping The Peple Down!!!! So wee hadded to beet him Up “and” putt him “in” Sensortivvaty Traning!! Yiu doont has to whirk if yiu Are a Interllectural!!!!!!!!!!

And if evry boddy In The Contry thay “are” Alll Interllecturals then we Can has Pressadint O-Bomba back and aslo Hillery she can be Pressadint tooo and evry thing that is Rong it whil be fixxed and Thare “woont” be no moar Prombles!!! becose us Interllecturals we are Smart and evry Thing we doo it is smart!! and aslo wee wil putt alll Wite Peple in Jale tooo! Becose all the Prombles are thare fawlt!!!!

Jist thinck Of it!! Abstolotly Evry Singal Perssin in Amairika In Collidge!! Full Time!!! All studdyin for Deegrees “in” Gender Studies and Superhero Studes and aslo in Nothing Studies like Me!!!! I dont “know” wye we dint think “Of” this a thowsind yeers A’go!!!

 

the Gratest Idear ever!!!

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I amb alyaws pleazed when The smartest “peple in” The whorld thay agreee whith me!! Yiu shuld of seed my Moth Antenners thay stould strate Up wehn i heared “the” guy he oanes Fasce Book he sayed Thare shuld ouhght to Be “a”  Univarsel Garanteed Parsonal Freee Income!! I has ben sayin That “for” yeers!!!

Yiu see that “whay” no boddy thay “has got” to work becose Work it blows,, yiu know “whaht” i’m sayin and The Govvermint thay gives yiu A “pay check” evry weak and yiu can jist stay all chiled out And play viddo Games or studdy more Gender Studies!! or Evin do whaht nantsy Palosy she sayes and write Sympathys ful of Claspicle Musick!!! And mabe some grate Cow Boy Potery too! Or jist lay thare and Do Nothing at all and the Govvermint thay will stil Pay “yiu”!

Now only Biggits and Racists and Hatters thay are opoased to this and thay al shuld ouhght to Be throwed “in” Jale and aslo The Ressistiants # it got to overthrough Trumpt so We can “have” a Garinteed Univarsle Free Stuff Income rihght awway “and” aslo rihght “now” tooo!!

Hay yiu know whaht!? If no boddy have got to “work” than thay “Can” al go to Collidge and bee Interllecturals like me!!! Axcept we shuldnt let no christins in becose al thay Transphobbic Biggits!