Last Nihght the Stodent Soviet we maid a wreckamendacion to the Collidge Oficiles that No moar “triger naimes” thay shoodnt be aloud “no” moar!!! and Evry Boddy whoo is naimed affter a Racist thay has “got to” chainge thare naimes Or Else!!!!!
See that gye “in” The pixture?? That is Roberty Lee he “was” a Confrederitt and like he was BAD, reel bad and Eevel, did yiu “know” he usedto Eat his Slaives??? He auhght to bee In Jale!! So fromb “now” on we wreckamend that evry Boddy thare naime “is” Lee thay got to chainge it becose “Lee” “it is” a Triger Naime and it wil triger us and aslo maike us al feeel Un-Safe,, so thay got to chainge it to somthing Else or thay wil get Expelt!!! I dont “know” noboddy naimed “Roberty” thuohgh so i gess “Robert” is alrihght!!
Donold Trumpt he “is” a Racist tooo so noboddy thay cant “be” naimed “Donold” becose that is “a” Triger Naime!!
Thare is “one” gye he shoes up for Nothing Studdies somTime and his naime “it is” Libberatchy and he sayed “Libberatchy he was “not” A Racist” so he woont chainge;, well we beeted him up affter class and Later we figgured out none of us “We” “nevver” herd of noboddy naimed Libberatchy but If “he” “Was” “whyte” that wood maike him A Racist annyhow so fromb “now On” his name it Got to be diffrint.
Meenwyle “we” “are” thinkin of DoingAway whith naimes becose al Naimes thay are nott Incloosift and yiu caint has no reel Divercity unlest Evry Boddy thay “has” al got al The “saime” Naime!!!
But frist “we has” got to stopp All that Trigerring!!!!
Uh-oh, Lee, you’re in trouble! 🙂
But wasn’t “Libberatchy” a member of a politically preferred victim group, namely of the “gay” persuasion? So isn’t his name okay, even though he was white? It’s hard to keep track of all the intersectionality merit badges.
Come to think of it, isn’t the whole intersectionality point system a kind of (gasp) hierarchical structure?
“Shut up,” he explained. –Ring Lardner
“Come to think of it, isn’t the whole intersectionality point system a kind of (gasp) hierarchical structure?”
Bingo! The clamor for inclusiveness is actually exclusionary and divisive to the core.
Boiy “are” yiu Stopid!!! Doughnt yiu “know” yiu has Got to axclood in oardure to inclood?
It’s the new American way. 🙂
Dis hear iz a litto Tribiah: Lukes “laik” roBerty Lee waz a dessitant Re-latteve of Crystalffer Lee!!!!!