“Look into my eyes!”
I don’t want to get scooped on this scandal, so I can’t keep mum about it any longer.
This, we are assured by thoroughly unreliable sources, is The Big Scandal That Ties It All Together–Russian collusion, the Coronavirus, Jeffrey Epstein, emoluments, transphobia, dance fever, Roswell, and the 1919 World Series.
All of them orchestrated by Donald Trump–who, incidentally, is not really Donald Trump.
Now don’t ask me for details, because this time House Democrats are determined to keep it all under wraps. This time no one, not even Adam Schiff, knows the identity of The Whistleblower. This time no one will be allowed to know the exact charges laid against the man who calls himself Donald Trump. This time the Guilty verdict will be announced before the trial–if there even is a trial. There’s a Georgetown law professor who says the House can remove the president from office without a trial and without involving the Senate.
This is… The Real Bombshell. Forget the thousand stupid little nothing bombshells that went before it. This time we’re looking at Kaboom City.
It also has something to do with Climate Change, but that’s all I dare to say about it.
Hmmm … nothing about the Teapot Dome scandal? Or is this one of the things you’re hiding from us?
Oh, schiff! I forgot that one. Bet it’s in there, too.
Looks like you got it all covered.
I was expecting something like this. The way I heard it, Trump had a vial of the coronavirus and was having it put in the food of his Dem rivals.
I talked to a guy, that knew a guy, who got a parking ticket from a guy, that bought a used car from a guy, that said Trump is a great big meanie. You can’t refute that kind of proof. 🙂
I think I know that guy.
Yeah he mentioned you. 🙂
Well, I know the guy who lived next door to that guy’s cousin, who heard the same thing from his barber … who may have been the original guy. It was hard to tell, with all that whistling going on.
Be careful! You’re exposing my sources. 🙂
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