‘Give the Gift of Self-Esteem’

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It’s never too soon to start preparing your child for life as a full-blown narcissist. Even if he’s going to stop at college and never go on to become anything than a total waste of space, at least he’ll be a narcissistic waste of space. And here are some smurfy gift ideas to get you started!

Give the Gift of Self-Esteem

(Boy, this New-Improved-[Censored] editing system imposed on me by WordPress sure makes work take longer!)

5 comments on “‘Give the Gift of Self-Esteem’

  1. Wow, Lee, you must have been writing this original one with your teeth so clenched together that your pipe stem snapped — and as far as I know, you don’t even smoke a pipe. Hilarious! 🙂 But also sad … as well as prescient, considering what’s going on in the streets only five years later.

  2. When I sub in elementary classes, the students do their work assigned software. Every time they get the right answer the computer voice tells them how great they are – even if they guessed every wrong answer first. A steady diet of this cannot be good.

  3. I went back to school in my thirties and was appalled by what self-centered, spoiled little brats I met. These were college age and slightly older people that acted like entitled 6 year olds. That was over 30 years ago and things have only gotten worse.

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