It’s never too soon to start preparing your child for life as a full-blown narcissist. Even if he’s going to stop at college and never go on to become anything than a total waste of space, at least he’ll be a narcissistic waste of space. And here are some smurfy gift ideas to get you started!
(Boy, this New-Improved-[Censored] editing system imposed on me by WordPress sure makes work take longer!)
Wow, Lee, you must have been writing this original one with your teeth so clenched together that your pipe stem snapped — and as far as I know, you don’t even smoke a pipe. Hilarious! 🙂 But also sad … as well as prescient, considering what’s going on in the streets only five years later.
Actually, I do smoke a pipe sometimes, and occasionally I’ve bitten through the stem
When I sub in elementary classes, the students do their work assigned software. Every time they get the right answer the computer voice tells them how great they are – even if they guessed every wrong answer first. A steady diet of this cannot be good.
Oh… fap.
I went back to school in my thirties and was appalled by what self-centered, spoiled little brats I met. These were college age and slightly older people that acted like entitled 6 year olds. That was over 30 years ago and things have only gotten worse.