It’s never too soon to start preparing your child for life as a full-blown narcissist. Even if he’s going to stop at college and never go on to become anything than a total waste of space, at least he’ll be a narcissistic waste of space. And here are some smurfy gift ideas to get you started!
Give the Gift of Self-Esteem
(Boy, this New-Improved-[Censored] editing system imposed on me by WordPress sure makes work take longer!)
There are people out there trying, on purpose, to freak us out. And doing a pretty good job of it, too.
Why Are We Losing Our Patience?
Why? It gets votes. It gets TV ratings, social media views, or even fame. It raises funds. And it creates favorable conditions for further mischief. I think I’ve put my finger on it there.
It’s very hard to maintain a peaceful, orderly society when the slightest opposition to our plans for the moment drives us violently crazy.
Kill the culture, and it’ll kill you back.