It’s never too soon to start preparing your child for life as a full-blown narcissist. Even if he’s going to stop at college and never go on to become anything than a total waste of space, at least he’ll be a narcissistic waste of space. And here are some smurfy gift ideas to get you started!
(Boy, this New-Improved-[Censored] editing system imposed on me by WordPress sure makes work take longer!)