Really, you mustn’t say things that the United Nations doesn’t like. Haven’t we all learned that true diversity is founded upon strict uniformity?
Reddy Kilowatt must die.
You’d think he and Speedy Alka-Seltzer would be pretty easy to spot, no matter where they went, but Interpol hasn’t caught them yet. So keep your eyes peeled, and if you see ’em, rat ’em out!
The reward will be commensurate with the service.