At great personal risk, our secret correspondent has smuggled this video out of a closely-guarded vault–a video of “President” Joe Biden playing the undoubtedly strenuous sport of jai alai.
He’s the one with the black stitching where he split his pants.
All that time he was supposedly hiding in his cellar, The Big Guy was playing jai alai. Which makes us wonder why the Democrats took such pains to make it look like he’s always at death’s door and about to spill all that’s left of his marbles all over the carpet.
He also likes to climb trees, said another source. “If he sees a tree he likes,” said the source, “well, no one can stop him–up he goes! Just like a squirrel.”
To which we hasten to add… April Fool.