Before we plunge into any–ugh!–news, here’s a little something I remember from way back in my childhood–Mr. Froggie Went A-Courtin’, sung here by Burl Ives… with a lot of guitar-work used to make puns. Very clever!
This is an old, old folk song and there must be a zillion different versions of it. Each and every one of them is better than the nooze.