Yes, College Shrinks Your Brain

Keep Your Mouth Shut, But Should You Tape It?

(Thanks to “WannaBe” for the nooze tip)

If you’re going to Brandeis Looniversity, better bring a thick notebook so you can jot down all the words they don’t want you to say. The looniversity has launched yet another stupid campaign to weed out “oppressive words” (https://www.yahoo.com/news/university-warns-against-using-oppressive-171700004.html).

Among the words they want to ban is “picnic.” You can’t say “picnic.” Why? Because, say College Officials [noun: Pack of dunderheads], “picnic” is synonymous with… lynching. Betcha didn’t know your annual Sunday school picnic was a lynching.

Back in 2015 this same looniversity had another campaign to abolish “microaggressions” against Asian students. This had to stop when the Asian students complained that the anti-microaggression campaign was in itself a kind of microaggression.

You also can’t say “you guys,” or “walk-in,” or “the” because it’s all Racist and oppressiveandjusthorribleIcan’tstandit–Aaaaaargh!

You’re actually paying to go to this laughable excuse for a college and be “taught” crapola like this? Please explain why you do that.

3 comments on “Yes, College Shrinks Your Brain

  1. Unbelievable. The only thing we could possibly credit them with is imagination. You would have to stretch that faculty way out there in order to come up with fiction such as this.

  2. I’m waiting for the day when they ban “and” and “the.”

    While I wait, I have a hymn request: “Standing on the Promises of God” by Alan Jackson.

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