Now You Can’t Say… ‘Picnic’?

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Even our law schools are crap anymore.

The University of Nevada at Las Vegas law school has apologized for using the word “picnic” (https://www.thecollegefix.com/unlv-law-school-apologizes-for-using-word-picnic-changes-it-to-lunch-by-the-lake/)! Nope, you can’t say “picnic” anymore. You have to say “lunch by the lake.”

Why can’t you say picnic?

Oh, you shouldn’t need to be told! For “diversity and inclusion concerns,” of course!

God help us, these students, transformed into full-fledged idiots, will someday be judges and prosecutors.

Why do we keep funding “higher education”? Why do we keep sending our daughters and sons to what can only be described as centers for applied stupidity? What’s wrong with us? You’d think we’d stop.

I cannot explain why we don’t stop. God only knows how far this can go. Wouldn’t it be cool if Far Left Crazy made life itself impossible?

Yes, College Shrinks Your Brain

Keep Your Mouth Shut, But Should You Tape It?

(Thanks to “WannaBe” for the nooze tip)

If you’re going to Brandeis Looniversity, better bring a thick notebook so you can jot down all the words they don’t want you to say. The looniversity has launched yet another stupid campaign to weed out “oppressive words” (https://www.yahoo.com/news/university-warns-against-using-oppressive-171700004.html).

Among the words they want to ban is “picnic.” You can’t say “picnic.” Why? Because, say College Officials [noun: Pack of dunderheads], “picnic” is synonymous with… lynching. Betcha didn’t know your annual Sunday school picnic was a lynching.

Back in 2015 this same looniversity had another campaign to abolish “microaggressions” against Asian students. This had to stop when the Asian students complained that the anti-microaggression campaign was in itself a kind of microaggression.

You also can’t say “you guys,” or “walk-in,” or “the” because it’s all Racist and oppressiveandjusthorribleIcan’tstandit–Aaaaaargh!

You’re actually paying to go to this laughable excuse for a college and be “taught” crapola like this? Please explain why you do that.