As we speak, the global ruling class has descended on Scotland–it took hundreds of private jets to get them there–to babble about how they’re gonna stop Climbit Change by scuffing their shoes on us plebs.
I am reminded of a delightful Global Warming morning in 2014 when we had freezing temperatures in all 50 states–even Florida and Hawaii.
These people mean to devour our freedoms and sit themselves up as kings and satraps. For four years Donald Trump kept their fangs out of our necks. Now there’s no one: we’ll have to do it ourselves.
O Lord our God, defend us.
O Lord our God, avenge the crimes committed against us by these ungodly wicked persons.
In Jesus’ name, Amen.