My Newswithviews Column, Nov. 25 (‘What We’re Getting for Our Money’)

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Okay, here it is, the satire that I promised you. Welcome to Commieland!

What We’re Getting for Our Money

See? Right there in the opening sentence, I spilled the beans. But I know that some people are going to believe it anyhow. I did try to make it as ridiculous as I could, while still maintaining a tenuous grasp on reality. But the nooze these days is so spectacularly awful, calling a theme park Commieland seems like something any public school board would be only too happy to do.

Oh–and have the FBI “investigate” us if we complain!

‘You’re Out!’ (Scottsdale, AZ, School Board President)

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School boards don’t seem to be as popular as they used to be!

Remember when your local school board members were your friends and neighbors, serving the community? Hah.

The president of the school board for the Scottsdale, AZ, Unified School District, will be called upon to resign at a special meeting tonight and the board will elect another president in his place (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/11/az-scottsdale-unified-school-district-hold-special-meeting-elect-new-board-president-creepy-parent-dossier-discovered/).

Why?

You might not believe this, but Board President Jann-Michael Greenberg–and his father!–stalked parents critical of the board’s actions and policies, collected private information on them, and made it publicly accessible: parents’ Social Security numbers, divorce proceedings, financial records, and even family trees. Dossiers were compiled on some 50 parents.

Greenberg blames his father. Parents, who’ve already collected some 1,400 signatures calling for Greenberg’s resignation, say they’d like to see most of the board members (“They all knew about it!”) chucked out with him. And the Scottsdale Police have mounted a criminal investigation of the incident.

Honk if you still want your kids to be “educated” by people like this.

Public education must go! Who do these doofuses think they are? And what kind of mugs are we, to let them lord it over us while they poison children’s minds with Critical Race Theory, transgender propaganda, and socialism?

If we can’t do better than this public education system that has grown into a monster, we don’t deserve to have a republic. And in a very short time, unless things change, we won’t have one.

P.S.–Publicizing people’s Social Security numbers makes them vulnerable to many different crimes. It’s unforgiveable.

‘How to Wreck What’s Left Of Our Civilization’ (2018)

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Holy cow, what could be easier?

Just erase the countries’ borders! You’ll have Gehenna in no time!

How to Wreck What’s Left of Our Civilization

Of course, if we’re gonna have no countries, then we’ve gotta have [trumpet fanfare]… world government! Won’t that be great?

Waddaya mean, it can’t work? You must be a biggit hater racist! Why, The Smartest People In The World want global government–and they’ve even volunteered to be in charge of it!

That kind of selflessness deserves an appropriate reward.

‘Freezing, Freezing Everywhere…’ (2014)

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As we speak, the global ruling class has descended on Scotland–it took hundreds of private jets to get them there–to babble about how they’re gonna stop Climbit Change by scuffing their shoes on us plebs.

I am reminded of a delightful Global Warming morning in 2014 when we had freezing temperatures in all 50 states–even Florida and Hawaii.

Freezing, Freezing Everywhere…

These people mean to devour our freedoms and sit themselves up as kings and satraps. For four years Donald Trump kept their fangs out of our necks. Now there’s no one: we’ll have to do it ourselves.

O Lord our God, defend us.

O Lord our God, avenge the crimes committed against us by these ungodly wicked persons.

In Jesus’ name, Amen.

My Newswithviews Column, Oct. 21 (‘Our Military Goes Downright Silly’)

I don’t like the thought of facing an uncertain future with a silly military; but that’s what we have now, and God help us if we have to fight a war.

Our Military Goes Downright Silly

President Trump never got around to firing the addled wokies plugged into the Pentagon by Obama, and now we’re going to pay for it. We actually have generals and admirals who are gung-ho to fight “climate change” and “white supremacy”–I mean, really, it’s always so much safer to tackle imaginary enemies that can’t shoot back! Run into some real ones, though, and we’re in trouble.

In case you don’t remember ROTC cadets being made to march around in high-heeled pink shoes–a clear indication of where we were going!–here it is again:

A Military Disgrace Without a Battle

Are You a ‘Domestic Terrorist’?

Group protests Critical Race Theory at Fort Worth ISD school board meeting

Now we’re “terrorists”?

Yo! Y’know those local school boards that we… elect? We ought to get our heads examined!

The National School Boards Assn. has asked Doddering Joe Biden (some, but not many, people’s idea of a “president”) to brand dissenting and protesting parents as “domestic terrorists” who are committing “hate crimes” (https://www.thecollegefix.com/school-boards-group-asks-biden-to-consider-labeling-opponents-domestic-terrorists/).

Sheesh. You leave the nooze alone for a few hours and it just gets worse.

Now that “remote learning” has enabled parents to see and hear what is being “taught” to their children in the public schools–racial hatred and lots of transgender schiff–they’ve swarmed to school board meetings all over the country and lodged loud and vigorous protests against the curriculum. And the school boards resent their interference.

Maybe the parents should riot. Then their actions would be reclassified as “mostly peaceful protests.” Like when leftids burn down half a city.

Nothing like that has happened at any school board meeting. People are just mad. Mad that school boards use their tax dollars to warp their children’s minds. And they are demanding that it stop.

Is that what makes you a “domestic terrorist”?

Watch. Eventually “domestic terrorist” will be a term applied for any dissent from Far Left Crazy’s “education” program. Like the term “racist,” it will cease to have any meaning at all.

Pull your children out of public school! It’s our only effective recourse. The fanatics in charge of public education will never listen to us, never address our grievances, and never stop poisoning our children’s minds.

We have to make it stop.

Australia: The Most Unkindest Cut of All

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Six o’ these ought to have you singin’ Melancholy Baby, mate…

So now, in addition to keeping you locked up in  your home unless the government gives you permission to go out, the government of New South Wales has decided to limit your alcohol  consumption (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/09/australia-confiscates-alcohol-limits-residents-lockdown-six-beers-pre-mixed-drinks-one-bottle-wine/).

Your daily ration allowed will be six beers (big bottles? little bottles? doesn’t say) or mixed drinks, or one bottle (size not given) of wine.

I dunno… Six beers a day would mess me up pretty good. I guess some people have to get loaded or being under house arrest will drive them crazy. But I’m not Australian.

Six of those big cans of Foster’s–you could wash your car with that.

You’d think the government would want people so plastered that they couldn’t get up from the floor–makes ’em easier to control.

We are in a dark age, folks. And that’s just where our “leaders” want us.

They Like Us Hysterical

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It’s a dynamic of history, in this fallen world, that there’s always somebody looking to enslave big chunks of the human race. That dynamic hasn’t changed, but two things have.

*Now they believe they really have a shot at enslaving everyone, the whole planet, not just continents and countries.

*They used to try to accomplish this by waging war. Now they’re using lies, flattery, seduction, fear porn, all backed up by more technology than is good for us.

Revisiting an incident in 2015 reminded me of ongoing current events in 2021. Then, a neighborhood busybody saw some kids playing with toy guns, went off-the-wall hysterical and called the school, and “school officials” suspended the kids from school for the rest of the year… for playing with toy guns… at home. Now the kids probably are immortalized as “terrorists” in the school district’s records.

Now, in 2021, having made most of the world crazy with fear, the enslavers justify every act of tyranny–every “mandate”–as necessary in the war against the killer virus. Or whatever new “variant” or new disease comes after it. There will always be one. Or they can dream one up as needed.

The idea is to keep us so terrified of dying from some horrible new disease that we won’t resist the erosion of our freedoms. It’s going to work because every new crisis will be “explained” with a lot of pseudo-scientific gobbledygook–people will nod their heads sagely and pretend to understand, because they won’t want to be mocked as ignorant.

And along the way, we only lose some silly little gewgaws like the security of our persons and our homes, free speech, freedom to assemble (unless it’s a riot: they’ll always allow riots), equal protection of the laws, due process of law… Indeed, there won’t be “law” anymore. Just mandates and directives. Backed up by Big Tech and a Chinese-style “social credit system” that tracks everything you say and do.

It’s all supposed to lead us to an earthly paradise. Loopy humanists say so.

Let me close with a quote from New York Mayor “Bill De Blasio” (not his real name):

“If I had my druthers, an all-powerful central government would determine your day to day reality.”

May the Lord Almighty defend us.

Our Ruling Class Despises Us

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Okay! You’ve got a collaborative effort by Big Government and Big Media, on the subject of “potential terror threats” (https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/aug/21/living-in-the-liberal-medias-twilight-zone/). Big Government and Big Media are two heads of the hydra that we know as America’s ruling class. What do you suppose those two heads came up with?

Not to keep you in suspense, here are the big-time “potential terror threats” according to the Biden Dept. of Homeland Security and CBS Nooze.

*”opposition to COVID measures” (gasp! I’m terrified already!)

*”claims of election fraud” (Ya think?)

*”belief that Donald Trump can be reinstated” (a belief we are evidently not allowed to have)

*And–get this!–“9/11 anniversary and religious holidays.

Ooh! Celebrating Christmas! Quick, get the FBI on the phone!

How did we ever wind up getting lorded over by this crowd? Is “terrorist” going to devolve, as “racist” has, into just another meaningless label to slap onto anyone who disagrees with you in any way? Just thrown around like confetti–with government and noozies going for the blood of anyone a piece of that confetti sticks to.

Where can we get a whole new ruling class? Or should we try to get by without one?

Rally ‘Round Each Other

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This is the worst nooze day I’ve seen in a while, and it’s left me almost speechless. All I want to do is go back to work on my new book. “Want,” not “will.”

WordPress tells me we’ve just topped 77,000 comments, all told. Not bad, given the ongoing efforts of Big Tech to stifle Christian blogs.

We need each other. We need each other’s prayers, encouragement, insights–and yes, humor. A good laugh is a gift from God. Our country is being ravaged by insane public policies concocted by a nest of lunatics in Washington. We’re looking forward to chucking them out in 2022, but first we’ve got to get there. How much more hurt can they lay on us between now and then?

While we still can–the continuance of our liberties becomes increasingly problematic–let’s make some noise, shall we? We’re only a blog, but we’re still part of America’s voice and we mustn’t be drowned out.

Keep your comments coming! If nothing else, at least they’re proof we’re not alone–and that’s worth something. Worth quite a lot.