We do have a comment contest going, with just a little more than 500 comments to go to reach 85,000.
How do you like this as a comment contest prize? A mint-condition cover (front and back) of my ancient horror novel, Mind Stealer–autographed, of course. It features back cover copy written by someone who obviously never read the book and whose description of it bears but little resemblance to the contents. That’s big-time New York publishing for you.
Anyway, if you win, you can request it as a prize.
Byron the Quokka wants to give away a bicycle, but I’m not listening.