‘Scientists Plan to Grow Neanderthal Brains and Install Them in Robots’ (2018)

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Yeah, I know–you thought this story was a hoax. But as far as I was able to find out, it was really on the drawing board. Although where they went to get Neanderthal brains–well, your guess is as good as mine.

Scientists Plan to Grow Neanderthal Brains and Install Them in Robots

Oh? They’re gonna grow the brains in petri dishes? That’s sure to work out well: you’ll wind up with John Kerry. They can’t stop nimrods with thick foreign accents from phoning you every day and trying to scam you by pretending to be from your credit card company; but they can grow Neanderthal brains in petri dishes. So they can put ’em into robots.

Of course it’s real. You don’t think anyone could see this as a movie screenplay, do you?

4 comments on “‘Scientists Plan to Grow Neanderthal Brains and Install Them in Robots’ (2018)

  1. Sometimes, I think neanderthal brains are already in operation. How else could you explain the garbage that is being spread all over. Can’t be intelligent, advanced humans, can it?

    1. On the whole, Neanderthals’ brains were actually bigger than ours. But the fact that they’re extinct suggests they probably had a Democrat Party.

  2. Hate to say this, but the movie ad reminds me of some guys I went out with back in college. 😁

    As for the project itself … What could possibly go wrong?

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