Tag: wasting public money

Are We SURE We Want to Keep Public Schooling?

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Your children’s “teachers” hate you.

Taxpayers in Loudon County, Virginia, are paying some Far Left doozie in their school administration more than a quarter million dollars a year to demonstrate how much she despises the people who pay her exorbitant salary (https://www.dailywire.com/news/loudoun-schools-public-relations-honcho-linked-to-anonymous-social-media-attacks-on-journalist-parents-little-d-k-white-people).

And get this. She’s the district’s “family outreach” honcho. (It only hurts when I laugh.) She has voiced contempt for “sex-starved middle-aged soccer moms.” Those people who pay her salary.

And she’s done it before. Loudon County isn’t her first gig.

Why, why, why are we lavishing public money on elitist incompetents who hate us and damage our institutions? If our country goes belly-up–well, couldn’t have done it without our “educators.”

There has to be a better way than this.

Entrusting our children to radical idiots in teachers’ unions is such a bad idea!

P.S.–I forgot to mention that she has asked the federal government to (ahem!) “punish” a local news station for its unfavorable coverage of the school district. Obviously they shouldn’t be allowed to criticize school officials.

‘Scientists Plan to Grow Neanderthal Brains and Install Them in Robots’ (2018)

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It would be hard to come up with a nooze story goofier than this. Maybe even impossible.

Scientists Plan to Grow Neanderthal Brains and Install Them in Robots

Be the first on your block to get a crab-like little robot with a genuine Neanderthal brain! “What am I supposed to do with it?” you ask.

I dunno, Teach it to play Parchesi?

 

Our Stupid State Dept.

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Sheesh, look at all them freakin’ serifs! You could go blind…

Europe’s on fire with war, Red China wants to invade Taiwan, Brazil’s been taken over by a communist… but our State Dept. has its priorities in order!

They’ve just announced they’re going to change the type font on all official State Dept. documents (https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/the-us-state-department-is-canceling-times-new-roman-font/443211). No more “Times New Roman”! It’s got serifs in it. Fooey! It ain’t “accessible” to persons with certain disabilities.

So they’re gonna go with Calibri instead, which has no serifs. Those blasted serifs–

Wait! Stop! News Flash! This Just In: 

“The biggest disability of them all is illiteracy,” says former mental patient Sandy Palooka, now a deputy Secretary of State. “So from now on, no official State Dept. documents at all will be printed! There’s an old saying at the FBI, ‘If you don’t write it down, they don’t got a case.’ Well, that’s a very wise saying and we’re taking it to heart–nothing in writing! Hey, whatever font you use, it don’t matter if somebody they can’t read at all. And if there’s just one person who can’t read, that’s one too many!”

 

‘Feds Go to War Against “The Gender Binary”‘ (2016)

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It’s difficult–no, let me change that to “impossible”–to see in any Democrat administration anything but an exercise in cultural and political vandalism. If they have any purpose but to wreck this country, it’s very well hidden.

Here’s an Obama-era caper: cost us $18 million from which we derived no benefit whatsoever:

Feds Go to War Against ‘The Gender Binary’

Donald Trump was only one man and he only got a single term of office. As good a president as he was, he wasn’t Hercules and the Augean stables are still chock-full of horse-****: too much damage that he couldn’t get around to fixing. Now he’s gone, and Democrats are suffocating America under their pet Transgender project.

No one has ever explained how this is supposed to do society any good at all.

But for Democrats good is evil and evil is good.

‘Scientists Plan to Grow Neanderthal Brains and Install Them in Robots’ (2018)

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Yeah, I know–you thought this story was a hoax. But as far as I was able to find out, it was really on the drawing board. Although where they went to get Neanderthal brains–well, your guess is as good as mine.

Scientists Plan to Grow Neanderthal Brains and Install Them in Robots

Oh? They’re gonna grow the brains in petri dishes? That’s sure to work out well: you’ll wind up with John Kerry. They can’t stop nimrods with thick foreign accents from phoning you every day and trying to scam you by pretending to be from your credit card company; but they can grow Neanderthal brains in petri dishes. So they can put ’em into robots.

Of course it’s real. You don’t think anyone could see this as a movie screenplay, do you?

Governed by… Laurel and Hardy?

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The sea that is full of garbage is on the beach.

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip]

Some of us have visited beaches that were ankle-deep in trash. Oh, boy, hospital waste! Wow, look at all the cigarette butts and plastic bottles!

Well, they had a beach like that in Denmark this summer, so the town hired a bulldozer to scrape it all up… so it could be picked off the sand… and dumped back into the water! Cost of beautification project: $150,000 (U.S.).

Gee, that’s exactly how Laurel and Hardy would’ve done it.

The town’s mayor says the tourists like a nice, clean beach. So you transport the garbage a little ways offshore and dump it into water that’s just a few yards deep. The beauty of it is, it’ll all wash back onto the beach and then you can spend another $150,000 to hire your brother-in-law’s bulldozer to scrape it up again. Repeat as needed!

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