Oh, No! We’re Eating Too Much Protein!

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Remember these? What do you want to bet the WEF will try to bring them back? For us, of course–not for them.

Here come da Science! Here come da Science!

So dash it all, we’re eating too much protein, Scientific American says (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4082031/posts), and we’d better stop because our pee has too much nitrogen in it and it’s polluting our water and there’s too many of us eatin’ too much protein… [Pause for hyperventilation]

We thought they just wanted us to settle for bug-burgers and cricket loaf, but it turns out that bugs and lentils etc. also contain protein and we’re peeing out too much nitrogen… but not to worry! We’ve got options.

1) Stop peeing.

2) Just don’t eat protein. Well, hardly any. Candy’s just as good for you as beef, according to Scientists.

3) Kill off half the human race. World Economic Forum describes most of us as “useless eaters.”

Whichever option we choose, growing the government into an all-powerful behemoth is an indispensable part of the plan. “Resistance is futile” has to be more than just a slogan!

And anyone who disagrees with Science should be beaten senseless.

4 comments on “Oh, No! We’re Eating Too Much Protein!

  1. First, they demonized carbon, when we are carbon based life forms on a carbon based planet. Especially CO2, which is essential for plant growth and photosynthesis, giving us the oxygen we breath. Now they are demonizing nitrogen, which makes up almost 80% of our atmosphere and also essential to plant growth.

    So… we’re supposed to stop eating meat, but we’re also supposed to eliminate the things that cause plants to live and grow, so we won’t have enough vegetation to sustain us.

    Can it be any more obvious that their battle is against life itself?

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