We Has Got ‘a’ New Coarse!!!

You may be cool, but you'll never be pulling a lion back in the cage cool.  : r/funny

We has got “a” New Coarse in Nothing Studdies it is caled Kleptozoology and I has sined Up “foar” it!!!

This heer Coarse it “is of crypticle impotence” that is waht “the” Prefesser he sayed!! It is awl abuote haow to libberate Zooo aminels (“as” yiu Can see fromb the Pixture!)!”! It is toatelly Racist “to” keeep aminols in zooos!!!! Ownly strait Wyte Mails doo that!!!!!

To pass “the” Coarse yiu has got to libberate at leest One (1) annamol from The Zooo! and turn it looose!!!!! Iff yiu Grabb “a” lyon bye The Back Leggs yiu Can “pull” it Oaut “of” the Caige and it Cant Turn araound And byte yiu!!!!!!

But it doant has “to be” a Lyon, it can “be” a Ellerfint,, a RINO, oar a Griller too!!!!!! Enny anmal yiu wannt!! Thare “was” a Gye in Jippan oar somb plaice,, he puled Out a crockadile bye The Tale so he got a A in the Coarse!!!! It “is” jist tooo bad the crockadile it bited his Arm off!!!!!!!! And a Wimmin she libberated a Noot!!! I wood lyke To libberate a Tygger!!!!!!!!!! Iff yiu pull The Tale it Cant byte yiu!!!!

Somb very Grate parsons thay has studdied Klepto-Zoology but i whil ownly naim To of themb,, Jon Stink and Ellanoar Rosevellt!!!!!

6 comments on “We Has Got ‘a’ New Coarse!!!

  1. Actually, I wish more RINOs were locked up, not liberated — unless they’re liberated from public office, that is.

    1. It wasn’t all that bad. They finished up by noon — but in the meantime my internet provider went down until mid-afternoon. Today has been the killer, though. Iggy had a bad night last night, which meant I did, too. Then I had to make a bunch of stops — haircut, bank, two supermarkets, followed by a trip over to Jimmy John’s to bring two of the staff little birthday cakes, and then unloading a Chewy autoship of disposable litter boxes, followed in turn by collapsing on the couch and falling asleep for an hour and a half. I’m exhausted and aching — and tomorrow is housecleaning day. 😴 Oh, well. At least I have electricity and internet service again. And Iggy hasn’t thrown up so far, since his last bout at 2:50 this morning. So we’re ahead of the game … so far.

    2. Meanwhile, Robbie has mostly stopped eating. I’ll pray for yours if you’ll pray for mine. (Actually I’ll pray for Iggy anyway.)

  2. I am astounded by that picture. I guess after all of the Messi videos, I shouldn’t be surprised that large cats can be tamed, to some degree, but grabbing a lion by the back legs seems scary to me. But good old Joe C. nothing scares him. 🙂

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