Don’t Let This Happen to You!

The following is a public service announcement from B.S. Nooze & World Retort.

Bronze giants may be all the rage in Europe, these days; but check out this video from Palma Fumare, California. You’ll change your mind about wanting one of these in your neighborhood.

“It was dreadful!” said a resident, Mrs. Ermine Mucilage. “These two idiots come running up from the swimming pool and I don’t know what they did, but suddenly our bronze giant was wrecking the whole block! Everywhere he stepped, another squashed house!”

The World Economic Forum has offered to “disable” the giants in return for all private property owned by persons who are not them.

P.S.–This video clip did not come from that low-budget travesty, Jason and the Argonaut. Just one Argonaut! How cheap can you get?

2 comments on “Don’t Let This Happen to You!

Leave a Reply