We hadded a Merjintsy meting “of” The Stoodint Soviet lasst “nite” and we voated that we has to Stop this here crischin Revyvle “at” this Collidge, we has to mobbilize Awl The Woak stoodints to maik “it” stopp!!! Sheesh!! Hasnt thay never herd “of” Sepprasion of churtch “and” State??
So this moarning we seen this here gye wawking Doawn “the” syde-wawk and Singing “a” him!!!! So the threee “Of us” we atacked himb To beet himb Up and then putt himb into Sensertivvaty Traning so “he” willl lern Not to sing no hims no moar!!!!
Woodnt yiu know it! He terned aout “tobe” sumb kynde Of Joodoh gye and he beet us Up instedd!!!!! He fited durty and It wuzznt Fare!@!!!! It was horrablee embarusing!!! And aslo he snaped Off “one of” my Moth Antenners,, boy didd “that” hert!!! It whil gro back but dammit!!!!
Layter sumb boddy fromb Aunty Fah thay toled us It “is awl yore oan fawlt!! “Doughnt yiu know nevver ” to “pick a fite unlest yiu got at leest Six (&^) to One Ods?”?”?” I gess yiu got to saye we lernt a Lessen fromb That!!!
We wil has to get the F.BI to doo “this” here jobb foar Us!!!!
Joe, old buddy; you might be able to gang up on someone singing a hymn, but you will never prevail over the will of God.
(Actually, they weren’t even able to do that successfully.)
I heard that Joe may be seeking a job as a PR man for ex Prince Harry.