Activists are demanding that Hormad High School drop its ‘Tanystropheus’ mascot because, they say, it’s racist.
An extinct reptile with a startlingly long neck, the Tanystropheus has been the nickname of Hormad High’s sports teams for some 600 years. The students’ favorite cheer is “Tanystropheuses, go, go, go!” But that has to change, says the Southern Poverty Law Center.
“The image of this disgusting creature is offensive to our nation’s ethnic minorities,” said Fernando Gesundheit, a spokesbeing for the Hormad City chapter of Antifa. “It is also a slap in the face to Settled Science. Drop it, Hormads, or you’ll be sorry!”
The students are unhappy about this. “Do they have any idea,” asked Rodney Podney, captain of the Hormad High curling team, “how much it cost us to get those Tanystropheus outfits for our cheerleaders? I mean, the necks kept dragging on the ground! It took us a full 200 bake sales to raise enough money to get that fixed.”
Why is the image of a Tanystropheus racist?
“Because we say it is!” explains the SPLC Office of Browbeating America.
No one has yet suggested an alternative mascot for the school.
You don’t have to don a mask and join Antifa, and break windows and set fires, to be a leftid. As Tug McGraw once said, you just gotta believe.
So here’s a simple little test. If you subscribe to five of the six leftid precepts below, you’re one of the bad guys.
*There is no God.
*Between them, Science and the State can do all those things that God ought to do, and there will be paradise on earth.
*There is no objective truth. There are only “constructs” that prevail, and “constructs” that don’t.
*Man is perfectible by man. All it takes is the right amount and proper application of raw power/education/indoctrination/violence/terror/coercion/taxation/lavishly-funded government bureaucracies (pick one or more).
*Communism/socialism really works just fine, if we only give it a chance.
*America is worse than all, or almost all, the other countries in the world.
If it turns out you are a leftid–well, it’s never too late to repent.
You know a civilization is entering senility when the bad guys announce their riots in advance and the authorities do nothing to stop them.
Here are the times and assembly sites for tomorrow’s nationwide riots scheduled by Antifa, your friendly neighborhood goons in black masks (https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/793he2/avoid_these_locations_antifa_riot_schedule_for/). There are a number of such schedules posted on the Internet today, and I can’t say whether any particular example is the real deal. But the Antifa thugs, well in advance, have announced their intention to do this; and when bad people say they’re going to do bad things, I for one believe them.
It’s supposed to drive President Trump out of office and replace him with–oh, don’t even ask!
If it fizzles out and comes to nothing–okay, great, we will have reason to rejoice.
But to tolerate this at all… Our whole nation needs to get its head examined.
When I was a kid, when I thought of police, I thought of Detective Canary, in a straw hat, on the pitcher’s mound on July 4, trying to strike out firemen in our town’s annual police vs. firemen baseball game.
But this is 2017.
Across the street at St. Francis’ Church, they’re having the annual Blue Mass for police officers from all over the state. This year’s Blue Mass is different.
How different? There are snipers up on the roof of St. Francis’ School; and when I looked out the door, two cops in riot helmets walked past, carrying submachine guns.
Usually I complain about the militarization of police forces. But again, this is 2017. Antifa vermin are running around loose instead of sitting in jail where they belong. Psychotic liberals and Black Lives Matter thugs chant, “Wadda we want? Dead cops! When do we want ’em? Now!” There is violence loose in the land–violence set loose by Far Left mutants who wish our country ill.
O Lord, O Jesus Christ Our King, defend us! And bless and defend our police officers–who now, it seems, really do need all that military equipment they’ve been buying. Grant, O Father in Heaven, that someday we can be back with straw hats and a baseball game.
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Didn’t I tell you? Those black-masked thugs of Antifa, who torch buildings, overturn cars, and beat people up, who riot to shut down towns and college campuses–the Democrat Party owns them. In fact, the Democrats fund them.
And Hillary Clinton, presidential wannabe, seems to have dumped a cool $800,000 into Antifa’s coffers, according to filings of the Federal Elections Commission (http://thepoliticalinsider.com/hillary-clinton-funding-antifa/).
Madame Hillary has taken $800 G’s out of her presidential campaign money and funneled it into several Far Left groups closely tied to Antifa, through her Super PAC, “Onward Together.” Don’t you love that name? Antifa, by the way, is classed by the Dept. of Homeland Security as “a domestic terrorist organization.” And as Hillary says, in a message to her PAC’s donors, “We’re working behind the scene…” Boy, is she ever!
What I want to know is why Hillary–and other Democrat money-movers who doubtless do the same–isn’t held responsible for the personal and property damage wreaked by Antifa. Surely there must be some kind of law against contributing money to a domestic terrorist organization?
Sure, we know that Clintons always get away with everything and are never, ever held accountable: it’s one of the perks of being big-name Democrats. But why isn’t she being sued by persons, businesses, and communities damaged by Antifa? Why isn’t she in jail?
If this isn’t sedition, I don’t know what is.
We toldja it was stupid to have an anarchist teaching law at a law school.
Remember this bozo from last week? Sure–he went on Tucker Carlson to say “the violence is justified,” blah-blah.
Well, this weekend he got caught tweeting about what “a privilege” it was for him “to be teaching future dead cops,” and the John Jay College of Criminal Justice suspended him. See, the prof believes the police are, like, the oppressors, so it would be okay for “the people” to rise up and kill them, etc.
Piling on, New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., dba Bill De Blasio (he never uses his real name if he can help it), tore into the anarchist prof who has ties to Antifa (Thugs ‘R’ Us) storm troopers. Funny! Wilhelm aka De Blasio, a former Sandinista wannabe, has made his contempt for New York City police quite clear, and the patrolmen’s union has returned the favor, big-time. Maybe Warren aka Bill is trying to mend his fences with the cops. Lotsa luck with that, sunshine.
Meanwhile, we have persons who by definition don’t believe in law teaching law and playing footsie with an organization given to street violence, Weimar Republic style. Is anyone surprised it’s turning out like this?
No, it’s not a student. It’s a professor. A law professor at John Jay School of Justice. A law professor who identifies himself as an anarchist and belongs to an “antifa” group–violent leftid thugs who think everyone’s a “nazi” except themselves.
So here’s Tucker Carlson interviewing another Antifa waste of space. But this is several months after his last Antifa interview, in which the interviewee baldly confessed her commitment to violence against anyone Antifa disagrees with. Is it possible that the differences in these two interviews are owing to the public getting just a teeny bit fed up with Antifa?
Notice how the prof bobs and weaves to avoid answering direct questions. Everything Antifa does, he claims, is “self-defense.” Including the riot footage Carlson plays for him. Nope, nothin’ wrong there.
Oh! And Antifa doesn’t have to obey the law because the law, don’t you know, is a tool to oppress “the vast majority of the people.” Just like Christians, Republicans, conservatives, white people in general, yatta-yatta, are out “to eliminate most of the people in this country”–hmmm… that’d be, like, 180 million people or so?–who need Antifa rioters to protect them. Therefore, he concludes, “the violence is justified.” Because it isn’t really violence at all, it’s just self-defense against “fascists” and “white supremacists”–categories which, for Antifa, have exceedingly broad definitions. Just about anybody, in fact.
Please, everyone–think real, real hard the next time you vote. Please don’t let Democrats ever take power again. Because they own Antifa, and Antifa owns them.