Wow did I lern sumb-thing Grate “in” Nothing Studdies “this” mourning!!!!
It “Is” OK tobe fatt!!! In facked its moar “than” OK, it “is” Part Of Socile Jutstus!!! Becose being Thin it is Racist and Abelist and Cis-sumbthing!!!! Whye elss “do yiu” think a lot of skools thay “awl-reddy” has Queer Fat Studdies??
As laung “as yore” nevver Eeting Meate “and” ownly Eet Plant-Baste fooods,, yiu can put On “as mutch” Waite as yiu Can and evvry-Boddy elss thay has to Cellerbrate “it!”!”!”
I has awlyaws bin kined Of skinny butt nhow I think I shood be Fat!!!! Our Collidge it jist highered A Fat-Lisshis Wimmim tobe “The” Chare of a noo Queer Fat Studdiest Dipt. heer!!!! Awl yiu got “to Do” to get a deegree is “brayk The Skale wen” yiu Steppe on It!!!!! The klass it metes In “the” kaffateerier (of corse!) and yiu doughnt has To “taik” noats or enny-thing Lyke “that”‘, yiu jist has to Eet as mutch “as yiu” Can!!!!! I eeted A hole packidge of Oarios foar luntch tooday!!!!!!!!
“Thay” tell yiu its Un-hellthy tobe Over-waite butt thats jist Noarmuls being Fat Fobick!!!!
We Are awl-reddy “thinking” Of maiking It cumpulssary!!!!!!!!!!
13 comments on “I ‘Think’ I’l Get Fatt!!!!!”
ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS AND NURSES—IT’S NOT-!
They must be ablists. Or something.
It’s a new neologism. Or is it “ableist”? Not that I really care.
LOOKED IT UP—-SOMETHING ABOUT LISTS OF WHAT NOT TO EAT TO GET/REMAIN HEALTHY—-LIKE THE TALKING I GOT TODAY FROM MY NURSE–AND MY P.C.A-!
Now how can you be expected to do well in Fat Studies with an attitude like that?
It’s okay, Joe. You don’t have to “get” fat; all you have to do is identify as fat. And if anyone says you can’t, just do what you always do when someone calls wokeness into question — beet themb “up”!
He “was” saposed todo sumb-thing abuot a Sea-Saw…
I could call Joe Collige a fathead but he would think it is a compliment. You know what is scary is Joe Collige finding out how to use AI in his rants.
If we had a computer that had Joe’s intellect, we could use it to cover the cat’s litter box.
Actually, Oreos for lunch sounds a bit appealing. 🙂
Did you mean to say “appalling”? 🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t know that there was a difference between those two words. 🙂