I ‘Think’ I’l Get Fatt!!!!!

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Wow did I lern sumb-thing Grate “in” Nothing Studdies “this” mourning!!!!

It “Is” OK tobe fatt!!! In facked its moar “than” OK, it “is” Part Of Socile Jutstus!!! Becose being Thin it is Racist and Abelist and Cis-sumbthing!!!! Whye elss “do yiu” think a lot of skools thay “awl-reddy” has Queer Fat Studdies??

As laung “as yore” nevver Eeting Meate “and” ownly Eet Plant-Baste fooods,, yiu can put On “as mutch” Waite as yiu Can and evvry-Boddy elss thay has to Cellerbrate “it!”!”!”

I has awlyaws bin kined Of skinny butt nhow I think I shood be Fat!!!! Our Collidge it jist highered A Fat-Lisshis Wimmim tobe “The” Chare of a noo Queer Fat Studdiest Dipt. heer!!!! Awl yiu got “to Do” to get a deegree is “brayk The Skale wen” yiu Steppe on It!!!!! The klass it metes In “the” kaffateerier (of corse!) and yiu doughnt has To “taik” noats or enny-thing Lyke “that”‘, yiu jist has to Eet as mutch “as yiu” Can!!!!! I eeted A hole packidge of Oarios foar luntch tooday!!!!!!!!

“Thay” tell yiu its Un-hellthy tobe Over-waite butt thats jist Noarmuls being Fat Fobick!!!!

We Are awl-reddy “thinking” Of maiking It cumpulssary!!!!!!!!!!

‘Queer Fat Studies’ Prof Dies at 42

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Nope, nothin’ wrong here! Glorify it, baby!

(Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip)

Here’s your ticket to ride! A degree in Queer Fat Studies! Oh, the doors it’ll open for you!

Unless you die from the effects of morbid obesity.

A prominent Queer Fat Studies professor in New Zealand, who described herself as a “fatlicious feminist,” has died at 42 (https://miamistandard.news/2022/03/26/new-zealand-massey-universitys-queer-fat-studies-lecturer-and-fatlicious-feminist-dies-suddenly-in-her-sleep-at-42/). Her mission in life, as she described it, was “Tearing down white supremacy–” is it necessary to point out that she herself was white?–“with my fat fingers.” Oh–and “glorifying obesity.”

Well, why not? Our colleges and looniversities, our nooze media, our public school teachers’ unions, they devote every day to glorifying aberrant, self-destructive behaviors. Glorify transgender! The only thing they don’t “affirm and celebrate” is smoking. Give them time, they’ll get to it.

God’s wisdom says, “All they that hate me love death” (Proverbs 8:36). Was any truer word ever spoken?