“It’s THE camp for OCD news junkies!”
If you can’t tear yourself away from the screen and TV nooze, Camp Bah-Lo-Nee’s the place for you! Here they’ve got nothing but nooze. Inside a week you’ll know the names of all the politicians’ lawyers.
Although the camp is still under construction somewhere in the Australian Outback, there’s already a waiting list. I don’t know where Byron the Quokka put it. This will be the first news junkies’ camp ever set up by quokkas, and everybody’s learning as they go along.
My wife will be interested in this camp. She has news shows playing all day long on the TV.
Ahem, Lee, maybe if you sent Byron a nice bicycle he’d be able to get out to the Outback and supervise the construction. (Did I do that right, Byron?) 🙂
It’s awfully hard to find a quokka-sized bicycle.