Students protest the professor’s existence
A tenured professor of Ethics at People’s Democratic College has been fired for teaching “It’s good to be humble, kind, and gentle.”
“We all know that’s code for White Supremacy!” said Dean of Deans Larry Beria. “He’s lucky we have no felony hate speech law in this county–but I’m thinking we can always draw one up, just for him.”
The crunch came when progressive students broke into Professor T.J. Softlee’s office at night and discovered a King James Bible hidden in a desk drawer. College officials fired him the next day, and the students were rewarded with honorary Ph.D.s in Social Justice.
Two weeks ago, students walked out of Softlee’s class when he adopted a homeless kitten. Several of them were shocked badly enough to require therapy. The PDU Liberation Collective temporarily confiscated his car. “It was gas-powered–a declaration of war on The Planet!” said Beria.
College President Xi Jin-Ping said the incident “proves that we are totally dedicated to uniform diversity.”
A riot has been scheduled for this evening.
Hilarious! But maybe a little too close to a possibility? 😄
They don’t make it easy on us satirists.
Maybe Collige Joe can transfer to People’s Democratic College!
I think I’ll leave him stranded at Fimbo U.
At first, I didn’t think it was satire. Within the last few years, I have seen so many insane things, people walking around identifying as fur babies, cats, or other animals. Some having had surgery to look the part. What kind of surgeon, doctor, or nurse would willingly perform those kinds of horrendous operations? Abortions? Or gender bending mutilating surgery on children or others? No Godly man or woman would ever do so. Many cannot define what a woman is. Some think men can breastfeed babies and get pregnant. One man wears a cage on his face as a normal part of his day. Some professors have been fired for similar things, and all had to fight to keep their jobs. Thus, somewhere, on some college campus there is a real possibility this is not satire.
Sorry, I think satire is almost extinct, defunct, and has just about been wiped out. Satire is on life-support, but I see a ray of hope, there is push-back against this kind of evil, absurdity, folly, and insanity.
I think it’s time for satirists to take a cue from the ancient Welsh bards… and turn up the temperature of our jibes. Satire must strive to awaken a sense of shame in its target.
JP Sears, an American conservative, YouTuber, and comedian does great routines dealing with trans insanity. I don’t think his satire is appropriate for all ages, and may be a bit over the edge, but he doesn’t mess around, and his point is spot on. Check out his “The Best Female Swimmer in the World!” You can find it on You Tube. I am surprised it hasn’t been deleted yet.
Oh, holy cow, that’s funny!
My first post of this had this message.
“Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
Can anyone read my first post?
So, I am going to post it again and see what happens.
JP Sears, an American conservative, YouTuber, and comedian does great routines dealing with trans insanity. I don’t think his satire is appropriate for all ages, and may be a bit over the edge, but he does not mess around, and his point is spot on. Check out his “The Best Female Swimmer in the World!” You can find it on You Tube. I am surprised it hasn’t been deleted yet.
I could read your post just fine, and I have no idea what WordPress was talking about.