Right now you’re almost surely not wondering what happened to Joe Collidge. Well, not to keep you in suspense: he’s gone missing.
Regrettably, we have no pictures of him. The above is a not too unreasonable facsimile. But of course he’s always easy to recognize by his moth antenners. But just try to find a picture of some guy with moth antenners.
Multitudes of readers have not asked for him today. They have not demonstrated any grave concern for his welfare.
Where is he, though?
Anyone who can find him is eligible for a $25 penalty.
Actually, this “missing” notice is just as funny as Joe’s own posts. 😄
Absolutely no one asked for him. I didn’t even ask for him.
Would he be good for my compost pile? Of course, making sure he is dead first. I can always make room.
Poor old Joe. So misunderstood.
Do you suppose Joe wandered too close to the vicar’s wading pool?
I’m about ready to hop in.
Maybe he forgot what day it was.
He’s still learning the days of the week.
I know we are supposed to love our neighbor, but until Joe gets saved, I don’t have much empathy for him. If he is seriously hurt or something I will care, but that’s about it.