Right now you’re almost surely not wondering what happened to Joe Collidge. Well, not to keep you in suspense: he’s gone missing.
Regrettably, we have no pictures of him. The above is a not too unreasonable facsimile. But of course he’s always easy to recognize by his moth antenners. But just try to find a picture of some guy with moth antenners.
Multitudes of readers have not asked for him today. They have not demonstrated any grave concern for his welfare.
Where is he, though?
Anyone who can find him is eligible for a $25 penalty.