Merry Christmas, boys and girls! Byron the Quokka here–without any fabulous TV shows broadcast by the Pick-up Sticks team at Quokka University. Everybody’s got the weekend off.
But in the meantime, you can help me out by letting me know of any amazing TV shows you’d like us to rescue from obscurity. Why, just the other day, a reader from Flamflamfield, Kentucky, asked us if we could find the lost episodes of Suburban Ape-Girl, starring Jamie Lee Curtis and those kids who were in Jurassic Park. It’s all about fittimg into suburban life when you were raised by apes and still act like one.
Did we have that show in our vaults? You bet we did! You’d be amazed at the stuff we have. New York Schmendricks’ basketball! Ouija Board News! Celebrities You Never Heard Of! The Valley of Mixed Metaphors!
Whatever it is you’re looking for, just ask us! We’ll keep this page open for letters and comments all week. We’d love to hear from you!
I wish you a great time off. Enjoy yourself and we will welcome you back. Good on ya.