Waht a grate Start “to the” Yeer!!! Our Nothing Studdies prefesser he “is” selling Smart Pills!! that wil maik yiu Smart!!!
Insyde eech caspule There Is “a” teeny tiny little Brane,, yiu caint harrdleigh See “it”, it’s so smawl–But!!!!!! Afftur yiu swallers It, yore blud streemb carrys It up into Yore Hedd and thare it whil Expland “to” full syze!!!!!!! How Grate “is” that??
At frist I thinked “Geee if this heer Pill it can maik “yiu” smart, then wattawe need “To Go” to clases ennymoar??? But yiu cant Say “things lyke” that,, it wood Be hat speach!
Nhow theeze heer Pills thay “Are” ex-prensift, amlost 75 Sents a-pop! One of the stoodints he eated one and he got Mad “and” sayed “Dambit this “heer” it taists Lyke a rabit Turd!!” but the proph he jist Smyled “and” said “Sea, yiu Are geting Smarter awlreddy!”””
He aslo sedd “Foar thoze Of yiu whoo awlreddy has tyny mycro-Scope Branes, it is stil OK to “taik Smart pills,, “yiu kneed awl The Brane Pauwer yiu Can Gett!”!”!”
Darn it, I was going to start a nutritional supplement business, based on rabbit turds, and now you exposed my entire business plan to the hole whirled. (Better take another one of my pills, my spelling is slipping.)
It’s really a very old joke.
You just have to have the right kind of rabbits, and it works. 🙂