‘”Lyfe affter Collidge???

A Funny Thing Happened on My Way to the Lecture Hall… – Wonder Why

(I lyke Lextures but thiss “one it” was rediccallus!!!)

Thare “was” a Lexture heer yeastreday, big Fat biggit Hater, she tawked abuo”t” Lyfe Affter Collidge”!!!!

What???

Whell natchurley wen I “heered” waht it “was” abuot, no whay “I” wented “To” that lexture!!!!! Waht duzz she meen,, Lyfe Afftar Collidge??? Wahtthehell IS after Collidge?? Nothing i evver hurd abuOt, exzep “awl theeze” heer Stopid “jobs”!!”! Whoo whants A stopid Job?!!? Waht “is” “the” Poynt of goingto Collidge iff yiu Wynde “up” whith “a” Jobb????

Affter Collidge,; mann, “that” is like toattle Crazee Talk!!!! If yiu Evvur “Finnish” collidge,., yiu has Don sumbthing Very, very Wrong!!!!!!!!!! That wood Be lyke saying “Well I has lurnt evry Thing, thare “is” nutthing lepht To Lurn!”!”! [Gee that lasst little Bit it loocks lyke A wimmin whith Ear Rings… ma”ybe” i shood maijer in Art…]

But see, a lexture lyke This One, it gose “to” “show” the ownly Free Speach is the speach waht evvry boddy says. Yiu jist caint has Trooe Dyvercity unlest evry “boddy” “thay” Are awl On “the” Saim Paige!!!!!!

3 comments on “‘”Lyfe affter Collidge???

  1. Great logic and critical thinking, Joe. Have somebody pay your collige tuition infinitum. Who cares if you are actually learning or not. You are always available to be the Billionaires’ stooge whenever they need a mass demonstration.

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