Yiu mite remememebur a cupple moths Ago our Stodent Soviet “we voated” to Put Up “a” stachoo of Pressidint Jobydin!!! Well, we dint has enugh Play-Doh!But then sumb boddy thay gived us a “Mannakin” fromb “one Of the” stoars so we cood use That!! It was a Gurl Mannakin and she dint has No Cloathes “on” but That wuzznt the “biggist” promble!!! Half her lefft Arm is broak off!!! But hay we Arint in Collidge “for” “Nothin!!”!” Awl we hadded to “do” was Putt “a” Gluv on her Lefft Ellbo!!!!
Butt then yeasterday A Tragicul Thing it hapened!! We was makin The hedd Loock moar lyke Jobydin’s hedd wen it broak Off and fel “on The” flor and broak In-to a thowzind peeces “!” It was the wurst Thing yiu evver seen!!!!!!!! Calamatee!!!! Butt lyke I sayed be-four,, we aint In Collidge foar Nothing!!!!
I founded a spair Grape Froot and we used “that!”!” Awl we hased to do was draw A Faice on it!!! Ta Dah!!!! And nhow evvry boddy thay has to “Saloot” evvry tyme thay wauk Past It!!!!!
This heer it “was One Of” the gratist things “we” evver done!!!
Van Jones of CNN says Joe Biden needs to stay in the basement and let others campaign for him because Joe is not very good at promoting himself and his policies.
I need to see the video of his recent speech in Wisconsin–supposedly it was chock full of gibberish.
A President that can’t even present himself to a crowd of admirers is going to face an uphill battle when dealing with other world leaders. What a fiasco!
Where in the world did that clown find a crowd of admirers?
It’s usually a very small crowd. 🙂