Ever since the Methodests thay “frist diss-covert” Kwanzaaa in 1302 B.C., peple “thay has bin kinfuzed” abuout It!!
Heer “at” Collidge was cellerbrate Kwanzaaa lyke it was Chrissmiss and Chrissmiss lyke “it” was Kwanzaaa!!!! “!!”
We love heering haow Kambala Harriss “and” her fokes thay “usedto” sitt daown “to A” grate Big Kwanzaaa dinder and tawk “abbouout ” The Wunderfullniss of Kwanzaaa and Aphrikin Cullture!!!!!!!
Butt thare “Are stil iddjits who whant To Keep this heer stopid Americkin Cullture!!!! Can yiu beleeve it??? Kwanzaaa it stands for Whitch Dockters, Speling Things The Whay “Yiu” Whant Them, Basebawl Whith Moar Bayses, Puting Hexes On Peple Whoo Bin Meen To Yiu!!!! Themb “is” The Seven Printsables of Kwanzaaa!!!!! Iff we awl Live “bye” themb thare Printsables it whil Turn our stopid Cuountrie into a Parradice!!!!!!
Fynly, it “is” Troo that Kwanzaaaa IS A JOOISH HOLLERDAY!!!!!!!! And the girl In “the” stoar in The Viddyo, SHE WAS RAWNG abuout “not” Being Jooish!!!!! It is amayzing Whaht peple doughnt “knnow” abbuout themb Selfs!!!
Thats why Evvry Boddy thay shud Go “to” Collidge.
Oy vay. 🙂
It is a pan-African celebration.
The sarcastic wit of Lee Duigon back on display. Where would we be without Collige Joes in our life? Headache free, that’s where. Another way to be headache free is to get rid of your TV – we cut the cord and have never been happier.
Indeed it is. The wit is doing well. As another plus, I learned a knew wurd two-day; “printsables”. 🙂