Heer at Collidge I amb “whorking” foar A Dee-Gree in Ginder Studdies!! And it costs A Lot “of” Munny and yiu Got “to” be reddy to grabb sumb Wen “yiu gots” the Chance!!!!!
One of “the” phratternittys heer, thay Had kynd “of” a Faire and thay kneaded Sumb One “to” sit bye A tubb “of” Water,, “Wee whil Paiy Yiu lots Of dolors” thay sayed, and awl I hased to do was Sit Thare!! So I sitted “on this” heer Bored and neckst Thing “I” knowed, sumb boddy thay “was throing” balls at me And Befour I cood get awaiy, Somb Boddy thay “hitted” THE Targit and THE DAM BORED IT DUMPPED “ME” IN THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!
Whel I was good & mad, and pritty Coaled, too, it whas Coaled Outside and I was awl Wett!!!! Then the Gye he payed me foartyfyve 45 scents!!!!!! And I got To “thinking” “Gee if I doo ‘”this” awl Day Isle has dolors!!!!” Soh I diddit Fore “as lowng As I cood” untill I was jist So Hobbly Coaled, my teeths chattered like crazy, and bits Of me thay turnt Purpul!!!! And I mustof passsed Out, I woak Up “in” the “infirmery” and The Nurst she sayed I whas An Iddjit!!!!!
Hah!!! I has got $1 dolor and 26 scents!!!!!
That nurse sounds as though she has a brain, so she’ll probably be fired. Or mobbed by the Stoodent Sovyett.
Well, that a buck-twenty-six more than you’ll, be worth in the workplace, Joe, so you have to weigh this carefully. As bad is this was, this may be the best offer on the table. 🙂
Bah! Itll awl Be diffrint whith Kmalalala in “chaarge”!!
She can obviously work magic. 🙂