“”The Presisstints of Memry”” by Sal Maglie (oar sumb-boddy)
I dunno whAt hes Talking “about!”!” I hasnt forgot nothing!!!! Hes the One Whoos loosing “his”” Memry!!
Our Nothing Studdies prefesser, Dr. Limbo, “he has” Starrted a Exspearmint and I sined Up “tobe” In It!!!!!!
What “if” we was awl Baybys wen we starrtid Collidge?? And lyke 18 oar 19 oar twinty20 yeers Old wen we starrtid Kintergardin??? Prefesser Limbo he “says it” wood maik Us “beter human beans”!”!” So nhow wen We “go” To lextures and stuff,, we gots to ware Dypers and be in Craydals and drink Millk fromb Bayby bottels.
And the prefesser he says “Try” to “Forgett (!) evry thing you Evver lernt sints yiu frist wendt “to” Kintergardin” so yiu Can lurn All Oaver Agin!!!!!!!”” And sumb of us we doughnt “has to” try tooo hard!!!
Has we bin “livving” Backwords awl Thiss tyme??? Betcha we did!!! We shooda STARRTED in Collidge wen we was Baybys and whorked Out “whay” baCk to Kindygarddin!!!!
We whil Get It Ryte thiss tyme!!!!
I think a large contingent of today’s college student body has already begun the experiment — throwing tantrums, yelling nonsense, curling up in quasi-cradles (aka “safe spaces”), acting purely on appetite and emotion, demanding to be fed by others, and generally ignoring the idea of consequences for any actions.
Very true. I am amazed by the childish behavior that seeks to be prominent in our day.
Maybe there are no consequences?
Collige Joe with his bean brain never ceases to amaze how brainwashed he really is.