[They don’t call him Joe Collidge for nothing.]
I thawted to-day Was “the” Forth of July! Indypendints Day! I allmoast cellarbrated it,, and that wood of got Me kicked Out “of” this Spacial Semminar on watt A Giantic Missteak it “was” to decLare our Indypendints “from” Ostria ((or was “it” Sweedin??))!
We nevver shood of Dun It!! Now thay woont Let us joyn the EU!!! Even Syria dont like us!!!!!
Nun of This wood of hapend “if” we keeped Jobydin as pressadint and let himb Keep the Boarders open!! We neeed moar Boarders!!!!
Anywhey, I stil hadded this here Fire Cracker, a reel Big One, I buyed it fromb somb Guy naimed Stumpy, and awl I has to Do nhow is figger Out how to use A Mach to Lite “the” Fuze!!!!!! And then Ka-Boom!!! Blasto!! Pow!!!!
Mayby iff we Blow Up enuff Fire Crackers we can have a Do-Over with that thare Stopid Ellecksion that Darnold Trumpt stoal!!!!!!!!
That sounds like a plan. Nothing equals the power of fireworks. 🙂
Could Collige Joe lose his fingers with that powerful firework? Knowing Joe, yes, he could along with a ringing in his ears to last the rest of his useless life.
One of the kids in my high school class lost several fingers that way.