I dint do This “on” porpose,”, it jist Sort-Of hapened!!
I was Going “up” the stares in Marks & Angles Haul hear at Collidge and I slipt and fawled–bountsing lyke A freekin “Basskit Balwl”!”!” My hedd it stil hertz! And haff a duzzin other Stodents “thay” Tript “ohver” Me!!!! So thare wast a Big Pyle of us doawn “at” the bottum “of the” Stares!!!!!
And neckst Thing we new, the Stodents doaown thare Thay storted claping And cheerring. Thay thinked It “was” a New Dantse, a spatial dantse to onner themb Dimmacratz in Congrist!!! So we letted themb Thinck So!! Thay evin storted Singeing!!!!!!! “”Awl hale Prissadint Obumma!”! (I luv That sawng, our collidge Raydio stashin thay Play it 24-7!!)!!.
So nhow Moast “of the” stodints heer, thay are fawlling Daown “the” Stares On Porpose and we maid A Viddio “of it” and sended It to Alexander Occasional Cortex and she sendded to us A Pixture of a hoarse’s Hynie!!!!
We stil kneed A Naimb foar the New Dantse!! Most stodints thay caul it “Fawlling Daown The ****ing Stares, Ooch, Ooch, Ow!”” I thingk That “is” A Vary good Naimb!!
I hope Joe’s head didn’t break the stairs when he fell. 😁
His head is much too soft for that.
Oh, I didn’t know. I thought it was filled with concrete.
Nah–just plain mush.
That’s it, throw one’s self down a stairs: that’ll show ‘em. 🙂
Yay, Joe Collidge is back!
Indeed, the wit and wisdom of a true scholar