Oh, Boy! ‘Personal Carbon Allowances’!

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It’s worse than Godzilla.

Here’s the next liberty-devouring monster coming down the road in our direction, courtesy of our globalist “leaders” and academics–the usual suspects. I never heard of it till yesterday: Personal Carbon Allowances (https://www.bu.edu/eci/2023/05/17/are-personal-carbon-allowances-the-missing-policy-for-addressing-climate-change/#:~:text=What%20are%20Personal%20Carbon%20Allowances,national%20targets%20and%20international%20commitments.).

The scheme, according to Boston University, “issues all adults [emphasis added] with an equal [equal to who? or what?] carbon allowance that reduces over time in line with national targets and international commitments… and could potentially be expanded (!) to cover most goods and services that have a significant carbon footprint [defined by whom?]…” It would apply to gas, electricity, and personal travel–“15-minute cities,” anyone?

I don’t think they mean to leave us any liberty at all. Do you?

Yeahbut, yeahbut! It’s Climate Change, dude! Like, we’re all gonna die unless we grant government fantastic new powers to regulate our daily lives! But this is gonna make everybody in the whole world equal!

Equally poor, equally miserable, and equally oppressed.

God defend us.

Guaranteed 100% Safe!

New! Improved! From World Economic Forum Industries–the 100% electric bus that’s guaranteed to have a 100% safety record! Absolutely nothing can go wrong!

Let’s admit it: a bus is a terrible thing to have rolling downhill backwards because its battery conked out and the brakes and steering don’t work. But trust WEF engineers to find a way around that problem! Just a little glitch, that’s all.

Our new improved 100% electric bus will go nowhere! Wheels won’t turn. The battery’s there to provide lights and soothing New Age music; it can’t be used to start the engine. Because there is no engine! Why didn’t we think of that sooner?

Our new Safe-T-Bus is ideal for 15-Minute Cities where you’re only gonna have to walk a few blocks anyway. The Safe-T-Bus gives the illusion of motion and relies on an inexhaustible source–your imagination! Want to go to Ohio? Board the bus, pay the driver, sit down in your seat… and imagine you’re going to Ohio! It’s so much safer–and sustainable!–than any other mode of travel.

Hint: Eventually these buses will be mandatory–so buy ’em for your town now before the price goes up.

A Runaway Electric Bus

“Progress is our most impotent product!”

Back to the old drawing board?

A “100% electric bus” owned by Google suddenly lost all power the other day, conked out halfway up a hill–and rolled back down, colliding with another nine vehicles before crashing to a stop (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/11/report-googles-green-dream-goes-downhill-100-electric/).

Oops.

Why couldn’t the driver stop the bus? Were the brakes electric, too? This could have easily killed people. It must have been quite a sight to see. Imagine crossing the street and suddenly this bus is rolling right at you–backwards.

The wizards of globalism intend to strip us of our freedom of movement by doing away with our gasoline-powered cars. Electric vehicles cost a fortune–and anyhow, they’re planning “15-minute cities” in which no one ever has to travel for more than 15 minutes to any of a few approved destinations. Walk, ride your bike, or climb into the bus with the chickens like they do in Africa.

Why am I not the least bit surprised that this incident happened in San Francisco?