‘Agatha Christie’s Deprived Childhood’ (2015)

Hard to believe the world’s all-time best-selling author had such an impoverished childhood, isn’t it? No video games! No gender coaching! No sex (the horror, the horror!). Poor Agatha Christie!

Agatha Christie’s Deprived Childhood

Nowadays, of course, Child Protective Services would’ve eaten her parents alive. Can you imagine? She never spent a day in public school! No Gender Unicorn for her.

Sorry, but it’s just so hard to write about this, I have to stop now…

‘Agatha Christie’s Deprived Childhood’ (2013)

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Agatha Christie at the age of five

It’s hard to imagine the horror of a childhood without gender-coaching, video games, or public schooling–but that’s what poor Agatha Christie had to overcome.

Agatha Christie’s Deprived Childhood

This is what happens in a country where the teachers’ unions don’t bankroll a major political party. Kids like little Agatha slip through the cracks. They wind up spending altogether too much time with their parents and knowing hardly anything about the joys of socialism.

Really, it’s just too dreadful–!