Trump’s Supreme Court Pick: a Monster!

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Neil Gorsuch, from the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Denver, President Donald Trump’s pick to succeed the late Justice Scalia on the Supreme Court, is “worse than the monster that hides under your bed!” according to Democrat sources.

“Here’s what we’ve got on him so far,” said Democrat operative Nick Belial.

As a young child, Gorsuch practiced vampirism and terrorized his neighborhood.

An original member of the Nazi Party, Judge Gorsuch was drinking buddies with Hermann Goering. He also owns at least 14 slaves, whom he forces to live in shabby lean-tos throughout the Rocky Mountain winter.

Gorsuch has been married seven times and murdered his first six wives, whose bodies are believed to be concealed in various places around his opulent 300-room mansion which he purchased with the workers’ blood. His current “wife” is only 11 years old.

He has personally exterminated three minority groups.

In his spare time, Gorsuch leads a home invasion team that breaks into private homes, battering and terrorizing the residents before robbing them.

A hopeless alcoholic, Gorsuch is addicted to 27 different illegal drugs which he obtains from the Hell’s Angels, with whom he maintains an on-again off-again membership. He is also a member of the Ku Klux Klan and has been caught plotting to destroy the planet.

“We’re just getting warmed up!” said Belial. “Wait’ll you hear the really bad stuff we’ve got on this guy! And oh, by the way–that other nominee, Hardiman, I think his name is–well, he was Jack the Ripper!”

Now Dr. Carson Is a Dangerous Maniac?

So how many lives has saved lately?

I wasn’t going to go with another Ben Carson story today, but I can’t help responding to the stepped-up attacks on him by our wonderful nooze media, objective, fair, and balanced ( ).

Here are a few gems from yesterday’s

“You know Ben Carson is crazy.”

“Ben Carson is about to crack.”

“Ben Carson may not be able to discern when he is lying anymore… It’s weird… Or maybe it isn’t for a man of science, who asserts pyramids were built for grain storage and evolution is wrong.”

And so on. They’re still mad at him for having a picture of Jesus in his home.

Since when have noozies had any interest in the truth? A liberal never tells the truth if he can help it. If you put a gun to Al Gore’s head, he couldn’t tell the truth. If you dangled Hillary Clinton over a tankful of ravenous sharks, she couldn’t tell the truth. Heck, post-modern college professors tell us that there is no truth–well, except for those political truths that all their students had better believe in if they want to pass the course.

But Ben Carson, Dr. Ben Carson, world-renowned brain surgeon–oh, that’s another story! This is a man who is stark, raving mad as well as stupid, totally delusional (like all Christians, according to the noozies), and liable at any moment to turn into Jack the Ripper.

Can’t we just have Obama in the White House for as long as he lives? And then after that, his avatar or something? Why do we have to have these blasted elections, anyway?

Dr. Ben had better watch himself. If they get much madder at him, that could be dangerous.