A man described as “a cannibal” had to be taken off the airplane with “serious wounds” after he tried to (oh, holy cow)… well, eat himself. 
We are not told how he went about this activity. He was on the plane being deported out of the country. Which part of himself did he try to eat first? (His arms, says Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem.) Did he use any utensils, or just chow down on a handy forearm? And I suppose we ought to be thankful that he didn’t try to eat anybody else.
What do they do with him now? Please feel free to theorize.
