Dog to Cat: ‘Do You Feel Lucky?’

This Great Dane is big enough to carry Fay Wray up the Empire State Building…and he wants the bed. And the cat on the bed says, “So what?” I’m ten times bigger than the cat and I’m already out of there. Where do cats get so much aplomb? (I’ve waited years to use that word.)

They Won’t Let Puppy Join the Cat Club

This puppy resembles a cute caterpillar that makes funny noises. He follows the cats all around the room, seeking attention. The only cat that pays him any attention has most of her hair cut off. This should teach us something, but I don’t know what.

Cats & Dogs & Babies

Human babies who get loved and cuddled by cats and dogs have a better than average shot at growing up to be successful jugglers. I forget where I read that, but it was some kind of Science so it has to be true.

Cats Bugging Dogs

I’m going to be in trouble with the dogs’ union, with a video of dogs showing abject submission to cats. Maybe I can massage it to accentuate the dogs’ admirable patience and stoicism. Otherwise it’s back to lizard videos.

Pesky Pups, Patient Cats

You’ve got to love these cats! The puppies insist on annoying them, but do the cats lose their tempers? Do the pups get hurt? No and no! How do cats know not to cut loose on little dogs who want to play?

Kitten with Doggy Friends

Domestication does funny things. This adorable kitten’s two best friends are full-grown dogs. You’d think they’d eat him; but as you’ll see, the kitten grows into a cat but the friendships are unchanged. Maybe we ought to domesticate people, too.

Cats and Dogs At Play

Dogs and cats don’t have to be at odds. I knew a cat who used to open the refrigerator to feed the human’s supper to the dog. You couldn’t get a turtle to do that, and a mouse would be willing, but too small.

A Dog’s Furry Wake-up Call

Here’s a dog who wants to sleep and a kitten who doesn’t. Can the kitten wake the dog?

This reminds me of a scientific experiment undertaken by Ricardo Montalban… but I’m not allowed to talk about it.

(And here comes a thunderstorm… akh!)

Waddaya Mean, Share the Bed?

Dog wants his bed; but a fearless kitten already has it and isn’t about to move. Being a golden retriever, the dog doesn’t just eat the kitten and forget it. But he wants that bed! Can they resolve this conflict? Stay tuned.

Klutzy Dogs, Clumsy Cats

“There’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.”

“What’s that, Edgar?”

“Wading pool running away from somebody.” [Characters from the old Rocky & Bullwinkle Show]

I wonder how people in Scurveyshire would react if the vicar’s backyard wading pool suddenly became ambulatory. I’d better not let them see this video.