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Second Whopper: Miley Cyrus Won’t Have Kids Till ‘Climate Change’ is ‘Resolved’

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One can hardly help saying, “I don’t know where she’s been, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know.”

Oh, no! Say it ain’t so! Alas, I am devastated!

Hey, I hope you’re sitting down for this. Maybe you’d better lie down, in case you faint. This has gotta be, like, the worst nooze you ever heard.

Until Climbit Change is “resolved,” Miley Cyrus refuses to have children (https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/jul/12/miley-cyrus-i-refuse-to-have-kids-until-climate-ch/). [Thirty-minute break for wailing and gnashing of teeth]

One thing you’ve got to give our era credit for. Thanks to our communications technology, now more driveling doofuses can be heard by more people than ever before. Now any 20-something dullard can harangue the whole world.

Ah, what the world is losing! Just think of the towering egotism, and the profound lack of talent, that won’t be passed on! You could just sit there and cry. I mean, what meaning can my life have, if Miley Cyrus doesn’t have kids? Gee, I hope the Foreign Legion recruiting offices are ready to handle the crowds.

See, she ain’t gonna have kiddies “until kids can live on an earth with fish in the water.” And earth the planet, she instructs us, is female. Yowsah. “We’ve been doing the same thing to earth that we do to women.” Another pampered zillionaire trying to pass herself off as a poor oppressed victim. Hey, chuckles–wanna trade incomes?

It’s demeaning, to be lectured to by persons this stupid. You don’t see the likes of her getting censored in the social media.

It’s an embarrassment that America could ever have bred up such a schnook.

More Hollywood, More B.S.

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Empty buckets make the most noise.

If Hollywood liberals–I admit it’s a tautology–didn’t have a double standard, they’d have no standards at all.

At this year’s Golden Globes wing-ding, a bunch of Hollywood amoebas got together to talk about how great they are, and along the way, Meryl Streep gave the inevitable Down With Donald Trump speech ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4100774/Meryl-Streep-slams-Donald-Trump-Golden-Globes-acceptance-speech.html ) in which she accused the president-elect of “mocking” a disabled “reporter” who supposedly proved we never saw what we saw on September 11, 2001, in regard to Muslims celebrating the atrocity by dancing in the streets. Nope, never happened: you ordrinary dum peple only thoughted you seen it. Streep called Trump a “bully.” Ooooooh! Like, touche!

Where were these Hollywood jidrools when President *Batteries Not Included, who throws like a girl, mocked the Special Olympics?

Where were they when Democrats mocked Texas gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott, who won anyhow, for being disabled and confined to a wheelchair? It was open season on him for months!

And as for “bullying”–well, what else would you call it when libs unleash the whole dreadful power of the government on a defenseless Christian baker because he declined to take part in a homosexual parody of marriage?

Nor have they had much to say about the BLM thugs in Chicago who abducted, beat, and tortured a partially disabled young white man and posted it on the social media for everyone to see.

Because people watch their stupid movies, these dung beetles think we care about what they say. Actually, we don’t.

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