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Second Whopper: Miley Cyrus Won’t Have Kids Till ‘Climate Change’ is ‘Resolved’

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One can hardly help saying, “I don’t know where she’s been, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know.”

Oh, no! Say it ain’t so! Alas, I am devastated!

Hey, I hope you’re sitting down for this. Maybe you’d better lie down, in case you faint. This has gotta be, like, the worst nooze you ever heard.

Until Climbit Change is “resolved,” Miley Cyrus refuses to have children (https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/jul/12/miley-cyrus-i-refuse-to-have-kids-until-climate-ch/). [Thirty-minute break for wailing and gnashing of teeth]

One thing you’ve got to give our era credit for. Thanks to our communications technology, now more driveling doofuses can be heard by more people than ever before. Now any 20-something dullard can harangue the whole world.

Ah, what the world is losing! Just think of the towering egotism, and the profound lack of talent, that won’t be passed on! You could just sit there and cry. I mean, what meaning can my life have, if Miley Cyrus doesn’t have kids? Gee, I hope the Foreign Legion recruiting offices are ready to handle the crowds.

See, she ain’t gonna have kiddies “until kids can live on an earth with fish in the water.” And earth the planet, she instructs us, is female. Yowsah. “We’ve been doing the same thing to earth that we do to women.” Another pampered zillionaire trying to pass herself off as a poor oppressed victim. Hey, chuckles–wanna trade incomes?

It’s demeaning, to be lectured to by persons this stupid. You don’t see the likes of her getting censored in the social media.

It’s an embarrassment that America could ever have bred up such a schnook.

Did Miley Cyrus Say ‘Worship Satan’?

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Wholesome is as wholesome does.

Not that I find it hard to believe that a profoundly moronic celebrity would say a thing like this: but the denials are coming hot and heavy, and meanwhile the source, a website called “Killuminatinews,” leaves to my mind something to be desired in the way of credibility: there is no such thing as “the Illuminati.”

Anyway, we have this report that pop-slop icon Miley Cyrus told young fans that the way to wealth and fame is to worship Satan, ’cause he can give you all that (http://killuminatinews.blogspot.com/2018/12/miley-cyrus-says-worship-satan-if-you.html).

Well, Satan has made this claim for a long time, hasn’t he? “And the devil, taking him up into a high mountain, showed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time. And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it. If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine.” (Luke 4:5-7) That was the devil talking to Jesus Christ, the Son of God, trying to tempt Him. I don’t think he’d have to try so hard to tempt a lesser personage.

So let’s say, for charity’s sake, that Miley Cyrus didn’t say this. She’s said and done a lot of things equally depraved and stupid, and seems fully capable of this enormity–but let’s say she didn’t say it.

But she hardly had to, did she? If the word “satanic” never comes into your mind when you’re looking at certain aspects of our popular culture, then you’re not looking. Where do you think “transgender” comes from–a spontaneous movement of the pent-up human spirit?   There’s only one appropriate response to that.

Miley Cyrus, in her public performances, embraced the Dark Side years ago. And she has an awful lot of company in the “entertainment” business.

Consumers, you asked for it.

Barf Alert: ‘Tonight’ Writers Idolize Hillary

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Have you ever wondered just how far anyone can go in shedding his or her self-respect? I think the answer might be, “All the way.”

The other night Crooked Hillary Clinton–whose Devotions had to be pulled from the market on account of rampant plagiarism–appeared on the Tonight Show to schlep her books. And whaddaya know! Out came seven of the show’s female writers to deliver “thank you” letters to this corrupt and wicked woman. (http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/10/05/tonight-show-miley-cyrus-tears-reading-thank-note-hillary-clinton/)

And then, to top it all off, out came strumpet-for-hire Miley Cyrus, who, we are told, was “fighting back tears” as she read the letters to the Witch of Whitewater.

There’s video of this event, but your standard barf bag might not be adequate. You might need a full-size lawn and leaf bag if you’re going to watch this.

Can anybody tell me anything Hillary Clinton has ever done to deserve such adulation? C’mon, I dare you to try!

Miley Cyrus, Liberal Prat

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When Reggie Jackson was traded to the Yankees for the 1977 season, before a single game was played, Reggie riled up the whole New York sports world by saying, “I am the straw that stirs the drink.” Oh, Reggie. You just sounded like a fat-head. Hardly the best way to win friends and influence people.

But Miley Cyrus, Hollywood liberal dingbat, has just out-fatheaded Reggie by several country miles.

Miley promised us she’d quit the U.S. for good if Donald Trump were elected president instead of drunken, potty-mouthed, Careless Clinton. Libs always promise to leave, and then they don’t. Smiley Miley is no exception.

Instead of leaving the country like she promised, Miley says no, she’s gonna stay right here: because… wait for it…”I’ve got to glue this place together” (http://ijr.com/2017/05/865385-hillary-supporter-miley-cyrus-election-loss-won-system-f-d-lost/).

Don’t liberals take themselves seriously? I mean, very, very seriously?

I think I do have to say about the way they’ve carried on since losing the election.

I have never in my life felt more satisfied about a vote I cast for anyone, than I feel about the vote I cast for Donald Trump.

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