
“All you gotta do is jump your pogo stick to the other end of the bridge…”
Tomorrow morning the doctors will have me in for a consultation. I do wish I could skip it! “Well, first we shoot you up with poisonous chemicals, then we zap you with some radiation, and then we cut you up and yank out the bad stuff.” Honk if that sounds like something to look forward to.
Meanwhile, “Corporate” is closing down the supermarket where we’ve shopped for 30 years or more. All the others are much farther away!
Is there ever any change that’s for the better?
Yeahbut, yeahbut! They’ve got computers [plug in orgasm] that tell them exactly how much stuff they sold and how much stuff they should have sold! And you can’t argue with a computer because computers know everything!
It’s idol worship, isn’t it? We just can’t kick the habit.

