‘Cheat Your Way Into College!’ (2019)

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I wonder what his major is.

They’ve raised the tuition out of sight. But Everybody (!) has to go to college! So how do you do that when they say your family’s too (heh-heh) “wealthy” to qualify for financial aid, but certainly not “wealthy” enough to eat the cost themselves?

When in doubt, cheat!

Cheat Your Way into College!

Slick! Transfer guardianship to a cousin who’s not well off–you can pay him under the table–and Junior can pursue a degree in Cisichthyological Gender Studies. Problem solved!