What do you suppose he majored in?
Everybody’s gotta go to college! But boy, does it cost you.
Here’s how some not-quite-honest people pay for a college… “education.”
What if your folks are too “wealthy” to pay the tuition–but not “wealthy” enough to eat it?
Well, where there’s a will, there’s a way. And trust Chicago to find it first.
I wonder what his major is.
They’ve raised the tuition out of sight. But Everybody (!) has to go to college! So how do you do that when they say your family’s too (heh-heh) “wealthy” to qualify for financial aid, but certainly not “wealthy” enough to eat the cost themselves?
When in doubt, cheat!
Slick! Transfer guardianship to a cousin who’s not well off–you can pay him under the table–and Junior can pursue a degree in Cisichthyological Gender Studies. Problem solved!