COVID restrictions – Lee Duigon

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These are words that deserve to ring down the halls of history: “I will not comply.”

We know–and if we don’t, God help us–that Far Left is aching to bring back the whole deluxe Fun-Pak of COVID restrictions–lockdowns, masks, social distancing… and of course the piece de resistance, those ever-lovin’ mail-in ballots! Heck, it’s already started at some of our looniversities. They want to make sure they’re firmly in the saddle when the next election rolls around.

(“Well, gollllleee, look at that! Democrats win again!”)

Trent Staggs, the mayor of Riverton, Utah, who is running for a U.S. Senate seat, has vowed to refuse to enforce the COVID restrictions. “I will not comply.”

If we want to keep our freedom, tens of millions of us must refuse to comply. Not anymore! You did it to us once and got away with it–but you are not going to get away with it again. We will not comply.

This is America. Not Russia, not China, not Iran. This is America, and government big-shots do not get a free ride on the people’s backs. There’s been way too much of that lately, and it has to stop. They are not our lords and masters: they used to be called public servants!

We will not comply. Your free ride is over. Climb down before you’re pulled down.

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[From an original witticism by “Watchman”]

It was bound to happen.

The newly-elected governor of Democratistan, Wanda Byyaduk, has handed down a brand-new mandate requiring everyone in her state to wear clown shoes. “The science is settled!” she proclaimed. “We must all wear clown shoes because COVID! It’s the only way to protect ourselves from stepping on a spot of virus on the sidewalk.”

State officials, she added, will be exempt from the mandate: “We don’t want to look silly,” she said. “But it’s vital that everybody else wear these. Failure to do so will be punished severely!”

She would neither confirm nor deny that soon another mandate will call for bright red plastic noses to be worn over face masks. “Don’t cheese me off!” she warned reporters. “There’s another mandate in the hopper that will require you plebs to walk sideways.”

Blue state governors nationwide hailed Ms. Byyaduk’s mandate as “The new thing–it’ll really show ’em who’s boss!” “We’ll be scurrying to catch up and pass her,” said California Gov. Gavin Noisome. “Like, we’ll see your clown shoes and raise you a pointy hat!”