Seventy-eight years ago today, Allied soldiers stormed the beaches of Normandy in D-Day–beginning the liberation of Western Europe from the Third Reich. At high cost.
Today Diversity Czar Gottno Braynze has called for moving D-Day to July or August. “Because really,” he said, “June is Pride Month and that takes precedence over everything! Come on now–surely those men fought that war to make the world safe for Drag Queen Story Hour!”
The Regime may need to move D-Day back a little farther than that, Braynze said, “because American democracy, well, requires that Gays and Transgenders each get their own month. And it requires widespread celebration, no opting-out allowed!”
To ensure true diversity, he added, “anyone who mentions D-Day today will be packed off to prison.”