Congress will spend $160 billion to create a super-sized replica of Egypt’s famous (no, I do not say “iconic”!) Great Sphinx… with “President” Joe Biden’s face.
“He was one of our greatest presidents ever!” exulted Rep. Lucy Braino (D-CA). “It’s only right for us to immortalize him in imperishable stone. Or plastic.”
Five days ago Congresswoman Braino joined a posse of Democrat legislators calling for Biden to buzz off and not seek re-election. Since he announced he wouldn’t run again, they’re all back on the reservation, lauding wisdom and virtues that no one ever knew he had. Until now.
Rep. Braino has also offered legislation to change the name of the month of July to “Joe Bee” and proclaim Biden a god.
“Don’t forget,” she said, “he can always run again in 2028! We’re just giving him a little rest after his herculean achievements in office. Not everybody can do what he’s done! Our border is secure, our military is ready to go toe-to-toe with Climate Change, and our schools and colleges are making sexual minorities a majority. What’s not to like!”
[Editors’ Note: No, we don’t know where Biden is just now, either.]