My Newswithviews Column, Dec. 9 (‘EU Drops Plan to Scrap Christmas’)

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So the European Union’s “Equality Minister” (it only hurts when I laugh) wanted to erase Christmas from the calendar and do away with “non-inclusive” names like John and Mary… and only retracted it after the Vatican freaked out.

EU Drops Plan to Scrap Christmas

Let’s see if we can explain something to you left-wing jidrools out there. No harm in trying!

The whole flamin’ point of any name at all is to be un-inclusive. To distinguish its owner from the other people in the room. Like, if you’ve got a hall with 500 people in it and every single one of them is named Johnny Koltanowski (even the women), all you have is chaos and futility. Or if everybody there has no name at all, other than “comrade” or “Hey, you!” Names serve a purpose. Just like words do!

Helpful hint: If your government has an equality minister, or any kind of diversity honcho, then your government is way too big and has way too much money, and greatly needs whittling down.