No, no, I don’t mean they’re doomed! I mean it literally, not metaphorically–kittens having a very good time with curtains. I can laugh as I watch it because they’re not my curtains. (Robbie doesn’t do curtains anymore.)
Tag: funny kittens
Beware! Killer Kitten
This kitten is a killer… or so we’ve been told. Look at him go after those slippers. Don’t worry, the woman’s in no danger. The kitten is only practicing his moves on her. Later on in life, he will use them against bugs.
‘A Sleepy Head’s a Foolish One’
Let’s turn away from the hurly-burly, and cuddle up with some kittens. You can just ignore the headline: these kittens are way too tired to get involved in any foolishness. Anyhow, what does some old Roman poet know from kittens?
Wild & Crazy Kittens
It took me a while to confirm that there are five kittens in this video: hard to count them when they’re going full-throttle. I wish I had that much energy!
What would you do with it?
Run all around and bounce myself off the walls, of course! What else would you do with it?
Synchronized Kittens
Actually, there’s a lot of synchronized kitten video out there. Here’s one of them now.
My allergies have been killing me all day, so I think I might as well go lie down. I’ll come back by and by, if I start to feel better. But it’s usually 36 hours of misery.
Kittens Confront… the Roomba
Some kittens grow up hearing legends of this roomba thing that makes funny noises and wanders around the house. They come to think of it as an unexplained paranormal mystery.
And some just want to ride it.
The kittens in this video have not yet made up their minds.
Kittens Pick Winning Lottery Numbers!
It’s really quite simple. You put down two ping-pong balls for each number, record the number of times the balls get batted in ten minutes (15 if the balls are white instead of orange), divide by the number of kittens involved in the play, and then square the whole thing up by multiplying by the square root of minus-one. The result is the winning Power Ball numbers.
Question for the ages: Why is is that you can just about always buy ping-pong balls in a liquor store? What’s the connection there?
Gladiator School… for Kittens
Please don’t watch this video if you have an extraordinarily weak constitution, or a non-functioning mind. The threat displays alone will have you gibbering in your sleep.
These are not just ordinary kittens. These are Kombat Kittens!
Note that they completely fail to scare their mother. She must be made of very stern stuff.
More Sleepy Kittens
It’s Friday, I’ve worked hard this week, I’m full of supper, it has started quietly to rain… and I’ve got a video full of sleepy kittens. With music that’s not exactly Reveille. But I know… I… can stay up… just a bit…… longer…. if I [klunk–head hits table]
Kitten Kavalcade
Admittedly, not the most creative video I’ve ever posted. But I’m a sucker for cute little kittens. And the ones in the videos never somehow fly to the top of the refrigerator, crawl inside the bag with the ice cream-making machine, and then send the whole shootin’ match to the floor with a crash like the crack of doom. Peep did that once. She was unscathed, but the machine was ruined.